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Sure they can sit in chairs... but can they design them? Photo: Michael Buckner, Getty Images.
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are collaborating on a home line -- we imagine their conversation about the new venture.
When we heard that the sisters Kardashian were planning to launch a line of home goods in 2011, we were a bit disappointed with the only quote in the press release: "We are excited to work with Bruno Schiavi in developing our first brand together. His expert design sensibilities, his amazing creativity and his genuine understanding of female consumers everywhere make him the ideal partner."
So we let our imagination run wild and dreamt up this chat. While we can't be a fly on the Kardashians' wall, we sure can pretend.
Kourtney: I'm really excited to be designing this line with you guys. I feel like we never spend time together anymore.
Kim: I know! I'm just so tired when I get home because I've been working sooo much. But I'm super excited to do a home line. We should design pillows!
Kourtney: Uhh we should deeeeefinitely do pillows. Everyone loves pillows. In fact I used two pillows last night. One to sleep on and one to keep Scott away from me.
Khloe: What should we call the line?
Kim: Kim Kardashian KHOME?
Kourtney: HOMEdashian?
Khloe: KardashiHOME?
Kourtney: We can sell it at Kmart!
Kim: Do we own that?
Khloe: Uh, I don't think so. But guys, I definitely think we should take our time with this project. You know how I hate to rush in to things.
Kourtney: ...
Khloe: ...Yeah, right. Well hey, you know, Beyonce has a home line, she works on it with her mother.
Kim: Well our mom arranged for us to work with, like, a super famous designer to the stars.
Khloe: Ryan Seacrest?!
Kim: No, it's this guy Bruno Schiavi.
Kourtney: Who?!
Kim: He's a designer guy who does a lot of lines with TV stuff.
Khloe: What TV stuff?
Kim: Um, The Biggest Loser.
Kourtney: What's that? Is that on E!?
Kim: No it's a show about weight loss that's not sponsored by Quick Trim. Oh my god, you guys! You know how the Quick Trim bottle is designed to look like my body?
Kourtney: Yeah Kim, we know, it's all about you.
Kim: What if we designed furniture to look like my body?
Khloe: Well... there would definitely be a lot of room in the back.
Kim: ...Or we could do a chair with cup holders in them for your cocktail, Khloe.
Khloe: They would need to have really big seats to hold your butt, Kim.
Kourtney: Come on guys, stop fighting. I feel like I'm the only one really working here.
Kim: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm ALWAYS working.
Khloe: Ooh, we should totally do cribs!
Kourtney: Oh that's perfect! Kim aren't you pregnant? I think I saw that in Life & Style.
Kim: Um, no. I meant for you, since you just had Mason.
Kourtney: Oh yeah. Everything's changing! Maybe we should go on vacation together to reconnect.
Kim: That's a great idea. And a great excuse to design luggage.
OK, we had our fun, but now we're serious: We're curious about what kind of things the gals -- and Bruno Shiavi, of course -- will come up with for this line. Stay tuned in 2011!