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Tonight, Anthony Weiner's bringing home a Jonathan Adler gift bag. Here's what should -- and shouldn't -- be inside.
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Over at Daily Intel, they're taking guesses as to what's in that big blue and green Jonathan Adler bag that Anthony Weiner is bringing home. Us, we're more concerned about what should be in there. Is there any decor that says "Sorry for sending obscene photos of myself to women on the internet and then lying about it"?
Um, nope. Then again, congressman Weiner has proved recently to not have the best judgment. So here's our handy guide:
Charade Moulding Frame; Enamel Clover Frame. Both from Jonathan Adler.
Picture frames. We see the appeal. Pop in a photo of your happy family and bring back good memories, yes? Maybe. We'll leave that part up to you. Just remember this: Stick with frames with no sharp corners. In case your plan backfires. At your head.
"It Wasn't Me" Pillow; "You're Right" Pillow Both from Alexandra Ferguson.
Expression Pillows. A risky move. Anything even remotely cheeky and/or bed-related is risky. Alexandra Ferguson's "It Wasn't Me" Pillow pillow is probably the worst idea ever. But the "You're Right" version is at least appropriately groveling.
Joyce Bud Vase; Rubber Vase. Both from CB2.
Vases. Filled with flowers. This is probably the no-brainer of the bunch. But have you made sure that your vase is big enough for the amount of flowers your transgression calls for? And is it sturdy enough to be hurled across the room? Glass bud vase? No. 8" high rubber vase? Yes.