Dear Keri Russell: I'm Jealous of Your House (and Handy Husband)

Filed under: Famous Homes, Celebrity Homes

Not only does actress Keri Russell have a envy-inducing house, she's got a craftsman/carpenter husband who made the place even more stunning.


Dear Keri,

Come on now, you're a celebrity. I expect you to have a gorgeous house and pose all casually in it for your ELLE DECOR shoot, but did you really have to go and marry Shane Deary, a Brooklyn-based contractor? Couldn't you have gone with a movie star or football player and left the very studly (and very talented) Deary for some other gal who doesn't have so many options?

Yes, your closet is amazing, and yes I see how cool it is to have your husband build it for you but seriously Keri -- you could have afforded to pay someone to do that. There are plenty of women who would kill for a guy to make them built-in shelves like that. Don't you care about them?

Listen, for the most part, us normal women stay away from celebrity guys. So please, stay away from our regular guys...especially the really handy ones. What's next, Jennifer Aniston dating a top-tier plumber? Taylor Swift shacking up with an electrician? We all know that there aren't as many DIY-savvy guys as there used to be, so please, leave the remaining ones alone.

xoxo
ShelterPop

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