Dear Katy Perry: Why Isn't Your House More Glamorous?

Filed under: Famous Homes, Celebrity Homes

Katy Perry and Russell Brand have listed their Los Feliz home for almost $150,000 more than they paid two years ago. But why are the listing photos so bland?

Dear Katy,

It's great to hear that you and Russell Brand have put your house on the market. No, no thanks, I'm not looking to buy but thanks anyways. Over at AOL Real Estate, they're a little shocked at your hubris for upping the selling price so soon after you bought the place but we get it: You're a celebrity! The house is worth more now just because you and Russell lived in it. (And apparently outfitted it with a vintage pink refrigerator? Cute.)

Anyways, I know these are probably the staging photos from back before you even moved in. And my beef with you is this: If you're selling, why not show us what the real Katy Perry house looks like? Honestly, these photos are not terrible -- for a normal person, we'd be impressed. But for you and Russell: So much white and wood? Come on, where's the color? See, for all I know, your place looks as gorgeous as this:

...But you won't even show us.

So Katy, if you don't get any takers, get the house professionally shot and list with those photos. Because baby, you're a firework. Come on show 'em what you're worth!

xoxo
ShelterPop

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