Dear Charlize Theron: Are You Sure You Want to Sell This House?

Filed under: Famous Homes, Celebrity Homes

After six months on the market, the actress' Malibu home just went into escrow. You'd think she'd be happy, but after looking through these pictures, we can't imagine how she could give this place up.

Dear Charlize,

Well, congratulations on getting one step closer to selling your 2,095-square-foot house. Especially if you're going to get just under $7 million, which I'll admit, sounds like a really attractive amount of money to pocket. And I know the home has painful memories of your relationship with Stuart Townsend, so you're probably really anxious to unload it, but...

Are you sure you don't want to live here anymore? It's freaking gorgeous.

Char (I can call you Char, right?), this place is amazing. Not only are you perched riight on the beach with a crazy-beautiful view, the inside of the house is just as lovely. A sky-high upholstered headboard with a built-in bookcase surround? Windows everywhere? This place is far too serene to just...leave.

Usually stone-surround fireplaces can look cheesy but this one looks downright modern. And the funky white seats flanking it only add to the charm. I'm not even sure I can decide on the best-looking seating option in here. Is it the window seat? That comfortable leather chair? The daybed?


And finally, that bath, that glorious, gigantic bath with a straight view into the ocean. Is giving up a bath this size worth the cash, Charlize? I'll just let you think about that one as I retreat to my own, tiny, view-to-nowhere tub and seethe with jealousy at the thought of the new owners taking advantage of this place.

Maybe your new place is even nicer? If so, send pictures.

xoxo
ShelterPop

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